Umpa-Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax September 24, 2008

Umphrey's McGee

The most mind-fucking band of all time. T'is the voice of god bellowing unto thee.

Jim had utter nirvana after experiencing Umphrey's Mcgee live.

by Brian el gato August 5, 2006

umpossible

same as impossible but used by "Ralph Wiggum" from The Simpsons.

"That's umpossible"

by t-d April 10, 2004

umpathy

Empathy for umpires and respect for their decisions.

I was overcome with feelings of umpathy because of all the abuse heaped on the umpires at the game last night.

by dov12348 December 26, 2009

Umprettysweet

Umprettysweet is a slang term that came about when me and my friend Don were playing driver2. It means what it says: Um... pretty sweet. Umprettysweet can also be abbreviated "UPS", thus the term "UPS guy".

"Tacos are Umprettysweet."
"These tacos are Umprettysweet."
"Those tacos are Umprettysweet."
"I am Umprettysweet."
"I AM UPS GUY, I OWN JOO!"

by Bobby Rain September 25, 2005

Umph

1. UMPH - (expression): stated to express one's horniness or excitement, usually over the opposite sex

2. verb - to have sex with

3. noun - sounds made by either partner during sexual intercourse

A misspelling of the word "hump."

"UMPH!! A hot chick is coming our way!!"

"I wanna umph her so badly!!"

by UMPHER123 June 7, 2009

umpalumpa

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

by billybender February 22, 2009