Ultimate Warriored

Ultimate Warriored. Verb. During what would be a normal happening or event(I.E. a day at the park, beach, a wedding, kids birthday party, funeral) at a poorly picked moment one of your friends, family members, co-workers blast the ultimate warrior's theme music while flashing a strobe light. Then someone dressed in traditional ultimate warrior gear(tights, facepaint, muscle tassels, knee pads, elbow pads, and boots) bust through a door or window. (possibly a wall) He then proceeds to wreck everything that gets in his way, escape anyone who opposes him, and shake any ropes that are avaliable. After the damage is done the Ultimate Warrior then exits hastly to avoid a beating. All this is done at a sprint. If a strobe light is unavalible someone may flicker whatever lights are convienent.

Just clobbered best man: Jesus Christ that fucking guy wrecked everything.

Bride: Crying

Groom: Where did that music and the strobe light come from?

Groom's best friend: Dude you just got Ultimate Warriored

by Matt, Dan and Joe Solider. Kraemer sucks July 30, 2007

Ultimate Stingray

When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.

Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.

by joshee April 19, 2007

Ultimate Workout Centre

A workout and health supplement facility located in London, On. Formerly known as Work Out World and 24 Hour Healthplex.

"I work out at the Ultimate Workout Centre."
"The Ultimate Workout Centre is better than Gold's Gym."

by tantrUm2 October 30, 2008

ultimate bro

One who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. They are on a greater level then a "typical" bro and have a supreme roll in society. They are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.

Note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.

Bro: whats up bro
Ultimate Bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
Bro: not much
Ultimate Bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace

by mwbluedevil February 17, 2012

ultimate tennis

Game in which two people grip hands like they were arm wrestling, but instead they take turns slapping each others hand as hard as possible, the first one to quit from the pain is the loser.

Ben slapped John so hard, he left welts. John won't play ultimate tennis anymore.

by M2M2 January 5, 2009

Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"

Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Ultimate Frisbee

Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.

by David June 25, 2004