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The U.S.

A country full of fat, ignorant, patriotic, Americans who are all depressed and in thousands of dollars of debt from insane student loans and hospital bills the government for some reason doesn't pay for. Also home to monopolies like google, which will inevitably take over the world.

At least they have an unbeatable military and economy though...
Person A: I have this online friend who swears he loves his country, but he always complains about student loans and his large weight. What country would this even be?

Person B: Probably the U.S.
by Yhatha January 25, 2020
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U.S. American

a term to describe people who are citizen of the USA. used to avoid confusion between the United States of America (USA) and the rest of the American continent such as Canada, Mexico, Brazil, El Salvador, etc…
Person 1: wait are you American?
Person 2: yeah im from Mexico
Person 1: ooohh i thought you were an U.S. American
by Random_Dude6661 October 3, 2023
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u.s. standard algorithm

U.S standard algorithm is math for multiplication or adding and subtracting.
Let's use the U.S standard algorithm for our homework!

U.S. standard algorithm: Math strategy.
by hai._its._me. January 31, 2018
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the U.S congress

the U.S congress: does tiktok access the home wifi?
by mvyb March 30, 2023
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U.S. house judiciary committee

Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
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U.S. Constitootion

A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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