tyson

verb: to metaphorically fuck, especially in the ass

The teacher tyson'ed me in the umar by giving me that C. I thought I at least deserved a B!

by sbab July 26, 2009

tyson

a really hot tall person. he’s super caring and sweet. he also has veiny arms which is hot as hell ngl

broo tyson is finee

by nyoom13 May 15, 2019

tysoned

To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.

*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.

"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"

by smahk April 28, 2021

TySoN

A very sexy man if you see one moan.

I saw Tyson and moaned.

by anonymous September 19, 2021

tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

tyson

sexiest god damn chick on the earth.
extremly hard to find.
large boobs and nice ass.

dude1 "omg look at that chick she is so sexy!"
dude2 "she must be a tyson"
dude1 "sexiest girl i have ever seen!"
dude2 "chyeah!"

by babe-chick August 23, 2008