Tweeper

A car that's automatic transmition doesn't work, henceforth making it hard to handle.

"Damn, can anyone else give me a ride, I don't want to have to deal with Dave's tweeper..."

by TheMoses August 27, 2005

Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022

tweers

to be tired; worn out; not quite exhausted but getting there.

I'm really tweers today; A:How are you? B:Tweers, and you?

by S.E.W April 4, 2008

tweedsmuir

A place where everybody knows your name, and we are always glad you came

you are looking for a party at ubc so you come into tweedsmuir and find the most kickass party with the coolest people on campus

by Sir Tweedsmuir November 10, 2006

tweedski

Something containing weed usually i.e Joint or Blunt

Hey yo Jamey C smoke that tweedski

by Gavin Joannides September 22, 2007

Tweesoff

similar to a rim job, The act of sucking a Fart from a dead seagulls ass!

Dwayne: Dude, Dave just sucked on that seagulls ass

Zack: what a tweesoff! at least he didn't give it the cleveland steamer

by vibra1 July 7, 2009

tweetslapped

When someone bitches you out on twitter for a stupid/innappropriate/politically incorrect/offensive/dumbass tweet

Person 1: Cheryl just bitched me out for calling Mel Gibson a fag.

Person 2: Yeah, you got tweetslapped.

by Waterbare31 July 20, 2010