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you turn me on like a light switch

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"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Turn my swag on

To put on (donne) one's clothes and accessories, including jewellery, watches and general 'bling'.
Person 1: Yo nigga, you outa bed yet?

'Nigga': Yeah man, just got to turn my swag on then we can roll.
by Klushrio March 14, 2009
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Turn your lights on you idiot

What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!
by cpetkunas June 12, 2019
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turn my bluelights on

Having to press CTRL + A to be able to read text , or to hide a ugly pic .

The word comes from the fact that when you select text on windows , the text gets a blue background that makes it easier to read .
user a : Nice site layout but you'd change text color , i have to turn my bluelights on to read .
user b : Why ?

user a : The background color is too close to font color .
user b : i'd fix it .
by somεoηε August 26, 2009
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On the turn queef

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise
Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery
by Kyan Ray March 29, 2015
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turn your camera on

when your teacher tells you to put your camera on, even tho your still there.
Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..
by iiixxxxllyyyy March 10, 2021
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