Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people

"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."

by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018

Turd Burglar

Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..

Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.

by Urban English honor student May 21, 2018

turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.

She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?

by MudJones November 26, 2013

Turd Burglar

One who steals turds.

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.

by VerlinHays January 6, 2017

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010