Turds

Little droplets that leave your buttocks

I pooped a couple turds 💩

by Saran was October 9, 2019

turd

A word for a boy who won't stop FRICKING telling everyone that they're trash.

Boy: "You're trash bruh."
Girl: "And that makes you a turd!"

by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 5, 2017

turd

The object of desire of a turd burglar.

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.

by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005

turd

what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.

turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.

by gh0stk1d September 9, 2008

turd

a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.

I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.

by Leprechaun dude March 20, 2008

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

turd

The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.

Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.

"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."

"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."

"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."

by Shaneo632 October 26, 2004