Turd

What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people.
The legislative process output.
The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.

Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.

by Loqucious-T March 19, 2010

turd

A turd so big that your cheeks turn red and your ass implodes and you start bleeding out of your ass.

Bob just ate three Big Macs at Mcdonalds and went home and took a turd so hard, his ass exploded and he died.

by a shit so big ur ass implodes April 15, 2015

Turd

New Zealand slang for a penis

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants

by notformeyafuckinfool May 5, 2015

Turd

A pile of poo

THERS a turd.

by Peace sighn backwards March 17, 2016

Turd

The act of falsely accusing someone of a crime

Famous person a dropped a turd on Famous person J

by deafmute June 5, 2022

turd

big, long, piece of shit. xD

everyone about he big rolling turd and go watch RV!!!!

by angela ahhaha January 1, 2009

turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

1. There is a turd floating around in the toilet because someone forgot to flush.
2. Henry's boyfriend is acting like a turd right now.
3. That turd is definitely slobbering all over that girl!

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 19, 2008