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Turds

Little droplets that leave your buttocks
I pooped a couple turds 💩
by Saran was October 9, 2019
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turd

A word for a boy who won't stop FRICKING telling everyone that they're trash.
Boy: "You're trash bruh."
Girl: "And that makes you a turd!"
by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 5, 2017
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turd

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.
by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005
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turd

what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.
turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.
by gh0stk1d September 9, 2008
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turd

a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.
by Leprechaun dude March 20, 2008
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turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
by Maydew November 22, 2006
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turd

The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.

Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.
"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."

"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."

"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."
by Shaneo632 October 26, 2004
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