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touchebag

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.
See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
by JL Patrick November 28, 2011
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Tuchus

Yiddish word for posterior, ass, heiny, tushie, butt, booty, gluteus maximus.
Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"

Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."
by cake December 21, 2003
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Shou Tucker

Shou Tucker is the Sewing-Life Alchemist from the popular anime/manga Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi). He is one of the more disliked characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, as he took his daughter Nina and the family dog Alexander and made a chimera out of them.

In the manga, Shou, being a state alchemist, is killed by Scar. Nina is also killed.

In the anime, Shou was arrested and supposedly executed. (Nina was killed by Scar.) But really, the military kept him alive and put him in Laboratory 5 to work on creating the Philosopher's Stone. While in Lab 5, Shou made numerous attempts to bring back Nina as a human-looking chimera, and ended up turning himself into one. Shou later escapes from Lab 5 and ends up working with the homunculus and deadly sin Greed, and later betrays him and goes back to the military, working under the command of Frank Archer. Shou also betrays Archer and goes to work in an abandoned building to try and bring back his daughter. He succeeds, but the Nina he brings back is a soulless doll. Shou is last seen wandering back down into the depths of the abandoned building, muttering nonsense things and being delusional.
Shou Tucker is a crazy bastard. But that's why I luff him so. <3
by Kiyi May 12, 2006
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wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.
Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?
by xx7 July 8, 2020
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Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.
"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010
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Tucker Max Fail

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
by boatman_eric October 29, 2009
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Fancy Tucker

That chick was hot but turns out she was just a fancy tucker!
by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010
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