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Trumping 

When you're taking a large poop, and you know you're done but your body doesn't, the act of your asshole trying to push out nothing is trumping
I'm sorry I was late, I was stuck trumping all morning. I still feel like I have to shit, so I may have to leave early.
Trumping by Mini VanDriver December 3, 2017

Trumping 

One who brags about sexual assault by grabbing women's vaginas.
I'm gonna kick that man's ass, he was trumping on my girls pussy!
"Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything"
Trumping by Slimbrowny October 10, 2016

Trumping 

giving baseless biased opinions playing them as facts, making decisions with no research or forethought, being a general douchebag. these could all be reasons for "trumping" or "being a trump"
You be "Trumping" man
You're such a "Trump"
Trumping by Kenny E. February 4, 2017

Trumping 

When the wind blows through one's hair, causing it to change shape or move about in ridiculous or unflattering ways.

Named for the tendency of Donald Trump's hair to do such
That would've been a good picture, but it was ruined because my hair started Trumping
Trumping by King's Whiskey January 11, 2016

Trumping 

Trumping (adv.)- (1) a form of self-pimping for the purpose of placing yourself in a position to do actual harm to the free world; (2) saying or doing something at the expense of one's own credibility for the purpose of grabbing headlines.
Ex.: "John McCain is just Trumping when he says Obama is directly responsible for the Orlando shootings."
Trumping by DRCubby June 17, 2016

Trumping 

I think she needs a good Trumping, because I can.
Trumping by adsfDingus May 13, 2017