Trumpstrated

Being frustrated at something spoken by Donald Trump

Did you hear what Donald Trump said about women? I was just so trumpstrated by it!

by jquebby September 30, 2016

Trumpet's ego

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D

How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017

trumpstink

The unique smell acquired when working for trump.

People leaving the trump administration cannot easily find work because they carry the odor of trumpstink.

by Byebyetrump May 22, 2018

Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

rustic trumpet

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

Trumpist

A person who has a delicate ego, spreads lies, hates facts, hypocritical, narcissistic, unethical, a White Nationalist and generally gross.

That person is a total trumpist.

by BelieverInTruth January 13, 2017

Arse-Trumpet

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006