Truffle butter

The fastest route to a urinary tract infection.

He said something about "truffle butter," and then I woke up with intense urethral pain and on a Levaquin drip.

by booiamdead March 28, 2015

Truffle Oven

The asshole. The bunghole. The anus.

I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.

I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.

My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Truffle-Worm

Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.

God, my truffle-worm stinks.

by LiamTheLaym December 30, 2019

Truffle Dropper

Someone easily frightened and likely soil themselves when startled.

Did you see her on the rollercoaster? She's a right truffle dropper that one.

by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Truffle Dog

A man, usually gay, employed by a business who’s sole purpose in life is to sniff out problems and cause a shit storm.

Oh watch out, Phillip the truffle dog is in again today.

by G**12345 June 19, 2019

Truffle Milk

Major yeast infection with massive discharge.

I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!

by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020

Truffle hunter

One who eats ass with particular vigor.

"Think she'll eat ass?" "Yeah, dude. She gets in snout deep; she's a total truffle hunter."

by dainty dutchess March 9, 2011