Truffle butter

The fastest route to a urinary tract infection.

He said something about "truffle butter," and then I woke up with intense urethral pain and on a Levaquin drip.

by booiamdead March 25, 2015

Truffle-Worm

Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.

God, my truffle-worm stinks.

by LiamTheLaym December 30, 2019

Truffle Dropper

Someone easily frightened and likely soil themselves when startled.

Did you see her on the rollercoaster? She's a right truffle dropper that one.

by bayonetdummy November 30, 2011

Truffle Milk

Major yeast infection with massive discharge.

I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!

by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020

Truffle Oven

The asshole. The bunghole. The anus.

I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.

I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.

My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Truffle Dog

A man, usually gay, employed by a business who’s sole purpose in life is to sniff out problems and cause a shit storm.

Oh watch out, Phillip the truffle dog is in again today.

by G**12345 June 19, 2019

Truffle hunter

One who eats ass with particular vigor.

"Think she'll eat ass?" "Yeah, dude. She gets in snout deep; she's a total truffle hunter."

by dainty dutchess February 22, 2011