Trolling for squirrel

1. To go out in search of fine ass game
2. To actively seek out hot individuals of either sex who have possibility of becoming anything within range of one night stand to long term relationship.

Squirrel:

Any individual of romantic or physical interest that one meets in a variety of situations. Squirrel can include crushes, makeout buddies, one night stands, or several boys a lady may be dating all at once.

Example A: "Let's go trolling for squirrel tonight, ladies. It's been too long since Big Mama's gotten any."
Example B: "I've got several different squirrels going on right now: Bio Class Squirrel, 21st Street Coop Squirrel, and Overseas Squirrel."

by Devon-Marie December 9, 2008

trolling around

the act of beasting around

(usually with your homies) aimlessly, and trolling whoever you come across.

"DT is always trolling around" - jake

by bobbysgrandma August 23, 2016

I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.

"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"

by trendSetter6969 December 14, 2021

Political Trolling

Verb: The act of using emotions, lies, false accusations and broken logic to undermine your opponent and win an argument in a political arena. This often involves twisting various sources, such as religion, to look like they say that your views are right.

Motives include, but are not limited to: For money, power, fun and for the lulz.

Noun form: Political Troll

See also: Troll Politics

Friend: "Why would that senator say that the president is from Mexico?"
Guy: "It doesn't matter, he's just political trolling."

Buddy: "Dude, that guy could not possibly be that stupid!"
Pal: "What do you expect? He's a political troll."

by pugspugspugs90 May 9, 2011

trolling

trolling is the act of stating completely true facts inside a forum or thread. The act of trolling is often looked down upon because other people don't like it when they are told they are wrong. A troll is simply some one who states true facts in the attempt to make the world a better place

All people reading the above statement were a subject to trolling.

by stolendreams July 16, 2011

Google Trolling

A fun time-wasting game where the player(s) allow themselves a number of keywords and try to find a combination of terms that returns the least number of results. If you can return one web page, you win. This game gets harder as the internet gets bigger.

A: 12 minutes till class starts. Want to play google trolling?

B: Sure. Three words? I'm starting with feverfew panda saltine....

Damn it, 5000 hits.

by FlySammyJ July 24, 2011

Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.

"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"

by The Moyer April 7, 2010