Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

house of trouser

(noun) a flat- or house-share where the residents are exclusively male.

i'm going to live with all the guys in a house of trouser.

by scottish fruit September 4, 2004

Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

by Killola October 16, 2008

trouserfire

The conflaguration in your pantaloons.

I've got a serious case of trouserfire!

by antiuser June 15, 2003

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

trouser troopers

A man's "special men", his sperm.

There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.

by jbelle September 10, 2008