twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Twiddletwat

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

twiddlefinger

while fingering a girl with your finger fully inserted the act of moving your inserted fingertips rapidly in her vagina. guaranteed to make her cum every time

She came twice before i came once because of my effective use of the twiddlefinger

by so!id December 20, 2008

Traddleton

Traddleton cars, the creator of fine quality cars and also the snazziest tractors this side of Italy.

I first had the idea for my enterprising cars whilst still a young student in Devon. Like Mr Lambourghini, I decided to buy a tractor making factory. Thus, Traddleton inc. was born. From this small, family run business, I expanded onto bigger and better horizons, and started the development of my first sports car, Traddleton 1. This, once built became an international success, and I made my first million outside of the thriving tractor industry. Currently, Traddleton cars has an international turnover of £2.45billion sterling. Currently, my projects for this year are setting up my own formula one team, to buy out Toro Rosso. It is going to be a good year for Traddleton enterprises.

Peace out.

I well want to get me one of those bangin' Traddleton sports cars.

Dude, they are going to be in the F1!

by Traddleton May 17, 2009

tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.

I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

Tridden

A person who tends to lie a lot and fill his friends with bullshit for fun.

Is ya just kiddin or is ya just Tridden?

by Tridden June 10, 2016