Transylvestite

One an androgynous/gender confused nature who looks like he came from Transylvania. Often a skinny high schooler who tries hard to look gothic or emo.

Person 1 "You see that person over there?"
Person 2 "Which one?"
Person 1 "The freaky looking man woman over there with the goth makeup."
Person 2 "Oh that thing. Yea, that's a transylvestite"

by M.C. Whitey Mc White White October 9, 2011

transwestite

Otherwise normally dressed business people in any western North American city (particularly Calgary, Alberta) who wear full cowboy gear during such summer festivals as The Calgary Stampede, Roundup Days, etc. Gear includes: Hat, bandanna, bolo tie, cowboy boots that have never touched manure, buckskin jackets, and the wrong kind of jeans (usually a brand that is not Wranglers).

Mike, with his gleaming white Stetson and crisply starched "roper" shirt, was a first-time "transwestite" who looked as out of place among the real cowboys as a nun at a strip bar.

by Jane Farries June 21, 2006

Transfestive

the time period including two holidays where you see decorations for both at the same time.

Hey Jim's got his Christmas lights up before Halloween

Yeah, it's the Transfestive season and he's a Transfestite

by Tomdickhairy October 21, 2014

transinvestite

a person who identifies as someone with enough funds to play the stock market but usually lacking the cash to invest big and become a billionaire

I've been experimenting with the stock market having never played before, Hubert. I believe I have finally come out of the closet as a transinvestite

by Beccaloolah June 16, 2019

transjesstite

A transvestite that is rather attractive

"omgg did yu see that new gay bar?"
"yeah, there was a proper transjesstite in there"

by Katiejane April 18, 2007

transvestbike

An Asian motorcycle that is designed to look like a Harley-Davidson.

That Honda (Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki) V-Twin is just a knock off of the real thing. Face it, your riding a transvestbike.

by mr dsl October 12, 2005

transvestigation

An activity generally partaken of by incels, shut ins and pervy old hermits within the conspiracy theorist circle. They will spend hours looking at pictures of celebrities trying to find the most insignificant details in an attempt to prove that they are secretly a trans person. They subscribe to the theory that Hollywood is trying to brainwash the populace with secret Trans people and that everybody they don't like are secretly trans(?). Participation in this activity usually indicates dumbassedness

John thinks that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a secret trans man. He's up on some of that transvestigation bullshit again.

by DickFartMcGee's son September 8, 2022