travel fat

A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.

Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat.

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

Time Traveling

When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.

After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.

by The Cab May 25, 2005

travel hoe

similar to an art hoe, that hippyish and chill and loves adventures and travelling and shit and is also a hoe

that girl just got back from her fourth trip to europe with another new boyfriend, she's a total travel hoe

by pepeluvr420 June 20, 2015

Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.

Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.

by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009

travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.

by phat_cartman February 09, 2010

Travel box

The sweaty condition of a females crotch/ genital area after she has been traveling or flying for several hours.

I can’t hook up with that guy because I have travel box after sitting on that plan for 4 hours.

by XFuzZX May 18, 2018

Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."

"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"

by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009