Touchdown

What the fuck are all these random definitions of touchdown. A touchdown is when you get into the end zone in football not some random definition of shit. Seriously this website has turned into a site where people look up random vulgar shit.

First nigga Did you hear jimmy got a 80 touchdown.

Other nigga Daaaaaammmmmn

by Skibidi toilet lover November 28, 2023

Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!

by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024

Touchdown

Means when a person comes into town

Can’t wait until tomorrow when I touchdown.

by Queen Lateefah November 18, 2021

Touchdown

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.

Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!

by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019

Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

TouchDown

Getting To Your Destination Is A Successful TouchDown

Honey !+) Me Has Achieved A Successful TouchDown

by The V ONE 2nd To None April 1, 2017

Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022