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totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.
My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.
by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017
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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023
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indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.
running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.
by killsmith December 11, 2007
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A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins
A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins
by moooomoooo_ November 6, 2020
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death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.
i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.
by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023
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Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"
"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."
by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020
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Totem

A tattoo that was chosen by a loved one before their death,
If you died what totem would you want me to get for you? A small snake curling up your pinky finger. What about you? A star behind your ear.
by Tonedeaf764 April 17, 2021
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