Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022

tortoising

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.

Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty

by Tortoising July 27, 2019

Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously

Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?

by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023

Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

Tortoise Tank

The new tank used for afghanistan

Send the tortoise tank

by GayUlio October 18, 2021

Flippy the tortoise

a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain

omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u

by kam the ham August 29, 2022

Tortoise

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.

She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63

by crimson2435chin123 July 8, 2020