The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.
by Coop Dupe January 14, 2020
Abbie is a clapped tortoise
by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021
Masturbation of the male genitals
by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023
he is a wheezing tortoise
by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022
When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
by Tortoising October 9, 2017
The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
by Tortoising July 27, 2019