Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.

Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.

by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010

Torres

(Verb). To have a night out on the town, have a lot of very expensive drinks and finish the night without scoring.

Oh man, Johnny torres'ed so hard last night.

by hanseh May 10, 2011

texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

seraphina torres

A girl at SFHS who is a damn snack.

1. A loyal caring person
Ex. I wish my freind was more like a Seraphina Torres

by oof monster December 14, 2017

Pop Up Toretse

When a computer constantly gets Pop Ups ads

John: Hey go on youtube I saw a great video!

Bob: I can't my computer has Pop Up Toretse

by Will Reed May 23, 2008

Torres

To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.

Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.

Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.

a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting

Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great.

- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.

Jake never shows up.

Jake! Where are you !?

- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up

Torres'd

by Superman1992 October 6, 2012

Dr. Torres

A female dancing to music in a t-shirt and panties like she's in the club.

The neighbors' saw her in the window pulling a Dr. Torres.

by Grey's fan March 16, 2010