Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

tombstoned

When u so high ur dead to the world. Atleast socially

dude, i didnt hear shit ya said. Im fuckin tombstoned right now

by Whyte Trash Jedi April 28, 2016

Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.

Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

TombStoned Gypsy

God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.

I wish I were TombStoned Gypsy.

by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021