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by Kevin flet December 27, 2008
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Played Anne Rices Lestat perfectly. Much better than that Stuart Townsend hack.
Tom Cruise played the Vampire Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.
Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"
by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
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4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:

1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)

2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.

3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).

Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night

James: Which one?

Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.

James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!

Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
by Jim Birtwisle February 5, 2008
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The funny, crazy, sexy, weird, dorky, young looking, famous, to die for actor. People want to stab the living shit out of him, mostly people who never even met him,
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."

"Your point?"

"He's a fucking weirdo."

"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Fuck you."

"No way."
by lemmexeatxdaxfishy!! March 24, 2007
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Tom Cruise'd

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When a "friend" of yours does everything in their power to make you look like an absolute tool in front of a good looking woman and in the process make themselves look like"Tom Cruise".
"Hey man did you hook up with that bird the other night?"
"No dude, Wayno totally Tom Cruise'd me with his comment about my rash!"
by elstevolondon January 12, 2010
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To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology
man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
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