Todomomo

A ship between Five Peepee Man and best girl ( Yaoyorozu Momo ).
People are always salty about them because they're more likely to become canon.
Their fanclub leader is Kaji Yuki

Person A: I love Kiribaku and Todomomo.
Person B: I prefer Tododeku but I like Kiribaku too!!
Fucking asshole: ThAt SHOulDn't exiST. (Tododeku's better)

by TheRealThanos June 15, 2019

Totem Pole

When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.

Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!

by Mitey Fulkron December 22, 2008

low on the totem pole

the last person in the chain of command, the person to do everybody else's scut work

-Dude, you're so low on the totem pole you take orders from interns
-Toushe

by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010

totem

handheld, homemade sign at music festivals, used for good vibes and finding your friends
youtube.com/watch?v=vtYFY51LhqE&t=10m22s

loll umps waves you know the ones dirty ratchet at the clubb totem /watch?v=yRx4--Sfds4&t=4m31s

by notmyrealhandle July 8, 2018

TOTEM POLE

The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.

Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.

by Scott Munsie January 7, 2008

Todmorden

A small Yorkshire market town in the middle of no-where yet the middle of everywhere. Has an inter-related (i.e., inbred) population. Full of sheep. 90% of the population is over the age of 60. Liked by the middle classes as they see it as "quaint" and "village-y". Has 3 pubs and 1 hairdressers for every person living there. Used to have cotton mills, now it doesn't, instead they are flats.

"I come from Todmorden"
"Where?"
"in Calderdale"
"?"
"Yorkshire?"
"Ahhh"

by WYUK1 October 30, 2011

Toemass

The name of a very sexual and rapey person.

Toemass was a rapist

by Toemassthebigchode June 11, 2018