tittie checkin

The act of eyeing or oogling another man or woman's breasts.

Hey Kirsten, what'chu doin tittie checkin that bitch?

by Flacid Retinol February 26, 2008

tittie tap

when a titie is elevated to a certain angle that is tap'd

Im going to tittie tap you so hard!

by bignippleboy February 5, 2010

Tittie Hangover

When you are unexpectedly flashed an amazing pair of titties so early in the day that by the end of the night you're stuck longing for more and they're nowhere to be found.

11:00pm: "Dude I wish those girls hadn't flashed us at 4:00 cause I'm having the worst tittie hangover of my life."

by Peggy Peg and Robbo June 7, 2011

Tittie Maraca

A tittie maraca is when a man or a woman rubs his/her tits together to create a maraca like sound. It is a creative art form and is commonly used by naked Africans.

That tittie maraca dance you did was so good. How can you have such huge tits? Can I touch them?

by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 7, 2015

Tittie sneeze

after you sneeze you yell out show me them titties

ahhhh ahh show me them Titties!!!!!that is a tittie sneeze

by shaggy953 February 5, 2009

Tittie-Shake

A milkshake made with breast milk.

I'll have a fuckin' cheeseburger with some fuckin' fries and a fuckin' tittie-shake.

by Fuck Shit Piss September 20, 2007

Tittie Sprinkles

Tittie sprinkles is a type of lubricious expletive used to describe a supererogatory situation. Used in extempore conversation, it could be used to describe very those which reside on the anterior of the mid-clavicular line, but are sexually dimorphic, that are copacetic. It would be used sine qua non with a funny situation, or in a milieu where a myelinated A delta fiber stimulates a nociceptor, either visceral or somatic. It first originated from a Shoe factory during which the proprietor ejaculated the word while in an encephalopathic delirium. Note: also used with prospicience for the latter definition of the aforementioned. Also can be used to abrogate a conversation that is an agonist for a Melatonin-1 Neuroreceptor.

"Oh, tittie sprinkles, I just tried to jump over a fucking water fountain!"

"Dude those tits on Carsi are tittie sprinkles!"

"Sometimes when I bake, in stead of sugar sprinkles, I prefer using tittie sprinkles, for a more sweet taste. Also, try strawberries."

by OneWhoMakesShoes December 19, 2008