bath tissue

bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.

Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.

TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

by My ballsack February 26, 2010

asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie September 25, 2007

Tissue Rush

A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.

Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it

Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"

Mark: "Yes, yes there was."

by TheMarsh January 31, 2009

Cum tissue

What is used to wipe up ones spunk after a cheeky wank

I ran out of cum tissues last night, my pants were wet as f*ck!

by Suckme cocriyt nowpls December 05, 2016

Rectal Tissue

Another word for Arse Wipe

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"

by Jash77 August 27, 2007

The Used Tissue

When you nut in your own mouth then proceed to sneeze in your partners genital area, the semen will be shot into the orifice, thus turning your partner into a used tissue.

Friend 1: Awe dude I totally turned my girl into the used tissue
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment

by yunghugger January 18, 2018

Skill tissue

A variant of the term "skill issue" commonly used in the roblox game Juke's Towers of Hell.

"bro I just fell from 10 ToTS"
"skill tissue"

by s1nblitz February 06, 2022