Marlene the therapist

Bhad bitch, the bestest friend you could ever have. She helps you out when you have mental breakdowns and bullied you hardcore, but it’s all love. She also has almost the same exact life as you do, like a whole ass creep 🙄 and she has a very loving boyfriend who she will marry and have kids with🥺

Marlene the therapist is a bitch ass fucking hoe... but I love her

by bhadbitch23 April 16, 2020

Therapist

Normally known as a registered doctor who treats physiological issues within yourself, a Therapist is also known as “The Rapist”.

When used as “The Rapist”, the appropriate context to use it would be to describe a sexually-centered individual.

Also can be used interchangeably with perverted.

Note that this could make a wonderful inside joke around individuals unaware of the true meaning of "Therapist".

Girl 1: "Ooh, girl, you know that all that boy ever thinks about is sex!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a therapist!"

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Guy 1: "That chick keeps on smacking my butt every day she sees me!"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's because she's a freaking therapist!"

by WowzerzGurl November 20, 2010

Therapist

Someone rich betas and hoes pay tons of money to tell them sweet lies

After getting fucked and dumped by hundreds of guys, Angel has been visiting a therapist to make her feel she's special.

by Chaxxx February 23, 2019

beauty therapist

Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.

Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.

by Xipe Totec June 20, 2016

Physical Therapist

Someone that does “physical” therapy on your girlfriend. Another way of saying to have sex with a broke niggas bitch

I’m a good physical therapist for the females. her boyfriend couldn’t sex her right so I recommended for her to take some physical therapy from me.

by NotCamKartel April 29, 2022

Therapist Syndrome

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.

Guy 1: ...and then he was all like...bla...bla...bla...bla...
Therapist syndrome guy: Cool story bro...

by descriptgeist March 7, 2015

Therapist

The weird smug woman who thinks she knows it all, because of some bullshit licensures that now make her talk out of her ass to hand out bs embellished labels. Usually a fucktard sophomaniac you can find spitting out labels so you'll be illusioned she's a genius with her bs rhetoric almost like a cult leader to fuck with your mind.

Therapist "You are disilllioned. Client "No, weird lady just bitter from you idiots. Therapist " You are non compliant."

by Egosdeathdoor March 30, 2022