tromboned

total annihilation from cannabis intoxication

I'm tromboned out of my curlers!

by twed April 23, 2004

Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009

trombone titties

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

by KennyMel April 29, 2014

rusty trombone

When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009

loopy trombone

Getting a blowjob from a drunk girl in a row boat.

After the party I took Tina out on the lake and she gave me a loopy trombone!

by rogue3 June 27, 2014

trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.

I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.

by curswine April 22, 2009