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Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
by OatmealUser January 3, 2022
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tortoising

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty
by Tortoising July 27, 2019
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Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013
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Tortoise

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.
She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63
by crimson2435chin123 July 8, 2020
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Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously
Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?
by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023
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Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).
George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method
by M-Tip November 15, 2021
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Tortoise

A name given to the species usopp
"My new pet usopp (a tortoise)"
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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