An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.
by DDMacintOSH July 04, 2020
A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.
Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
by Airship March 23, 2020
Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
by rossydear2 May 30, 2022
by Mooshifaise September 01, 2009
The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.
Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.
by justacquiesce May 18, 2011
20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016
by christophorus August 04, 2011