Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.

Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings

by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.

Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know

by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

That one blue hedgehog that loves chilly dogs, and likes to go fast.

Eggman: GRRR!!!! That menace, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: Bust a nut, Eggface! Yaha!

Me: Man, this game is so cool.

by Jenjaled April 11, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023