poon safari

An epic journey for as many sexual encounters as possible in the previously determined time frame.

It was once again springtime and Jack was about to embark on his annual poon safari.

by bp1zz1e May 25, 2010

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Twitch safari

The act of browsing twitch to look for peculiar or weird channels.

Boys, tonight we're going on a twitch safari.

by toble February 17, 2023

safari nipples

Nipples, usually of oriental women, that are unusually long. E.g. between .75-2 inches.

African women are sometimes known to have safari nipples.

by Daltron2000 November 15, 2009

Safari Zone

1. An area north of Fuschia City in the original Pokemon games where strapping young lads wandered in search of some of the rarest Pokemon in all of Johto.

2. More commonly used to refer to a bar, or other place, where horny men go to pick up drunk sluts.

Adrian: "I'm going all Safari Zone, y'all try to roll?"
Thomas: "No... I don't have any confidence in myself."
Adrian: "What's the deal?"
Thomas: "Dude, I just have this really tiny penis."
Adrian: "Yeah shit mane, can't try to roll with no four-inch chode tryin' to do none... Out, negro."
Thomas: "Word."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

urban safari

an adventure contained within a city or otherwise cosmopolitan environment, providing those on the journey the opportunity to spot artefacts of great design, natural beauty, amazing history and other achievements of man.

My urban safari of Hong Kong taught me much about its past colonial rule.

by panky85 May 17, 2008

Wal-safari

To actively hunt out the "wildlife" at your local Wal-Mart, arming yourself with only a functional camera phone, and then posting the trophies on Peopleofwalmart.com for the whole world to behold!

I caught this fat chick in short shorts on my phone while on Wal-safari yesterday

by Sy L October 2, 2009