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The Peterson

The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.
Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.
by Urban-Dick-Tionary September 23, 2009
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the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018
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Snaps on the petrol

Whos got money on my gas tank ......money on the gas tank....money on my tank...gas my nigga wtf..snaps on the petrol
A yo my nigga i cant give ur broke no car having ass a ride to ur baby mommas house untill u put some mutha fukin "snaps on the petrol "
by Dees nutz r allin urmouth February 26, 2017
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the petes

A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.
OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!
by Extreme Juices December 25, 2007
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The Peter Pan

The act of four men standing up and inserting into a female DVDA style, and the female lifts her legs into the air to creat the illusion of flight.
"Last night me, Todd, Bill, and Steve had a rousing time with a young lady. Mid-intercourse, the lass lifted her legs up and did The Peter Pan! It was whimsical!"
by The Earl of Teabag May 19, 2006
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the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"
last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.
by the phantom May 23, 2004
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hold in the petty

To hold in the petty means to refrain from reacting to a situation/comment etc...
'I heard your ex boyfriend going out with Felicia with the big nose'
Me: *hold in the petty* 'oh that's cool, as long as he's happy'
by Roryyyyyuk April 11, 2017
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