Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!
by DawgK May 11, 2021
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After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
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Get the Messiah mug.1. A person who eats hot dogs with sliced bread instead of hot dog buns
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by Yung Dark Chocolate September 21, 2021
Get the Glick Messiah mug.Messiah is an amazing beautiful person , she laughs at almost everything. She’s really fun to be around she cares about all of her close friends very deeply and will die for them. She has does look very mean from the start but she is very nice and caring.
by Brazty June 6, 2021
Get the Messiah mug.Messiah is a female who is quiet at first but isn't innocent, when you meet her she's really fun to be around and knows how to get lt. She's pretty, keeps a small circle and it's very conceited.
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