hit (the) skins

To have sex with a woman; term refers to the outer labia; see also giving skins

P1: Damn, G, that bitch let you hit the skins?

P2: Fo' shizle!

by John The Fisherman October 13, 2002

defecation hit the oscillation

A more polite way of saying the "shit hits the fan"

When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.

by hurricane47 June 12, 2010

hit The Wall

The point at which a girl that used to be hot, is no longer hot. This is typically due to advancing age.

Heather Locklear has finally hit the wall. She must be over 40 now.

by Jack Goff June 11, 2006

Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

Hit the bando

To go to the Bando. (See below)

Bando - An abandoned building. Typically located in the "hood" or a bad area of town. Often used to "trap" or sell narcotics out of. Also may be used as a stash house to store drugs or other illegal paraphernalia such as guns and money.

"She my trap queen let her hit the bando."
She is trustworthy enough to go to the stash house.

by DoctorSlang October 12, 2015

the shit has hit the fan

A way of announcing to people that something really dramatic has happened. Usually involves chaos and often violence.

"Hey have you seen what's going on out there?"
"No what is it?"
"Jack got caught cheating on his girlfriend and the shit has hit the fan"

by Gump92 October 29, 2013

hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.

"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"

by S.money January 27, 2016