sad grandpa

Sad grandpa is to be said when anyone is getting ready to change. It is a sign to all other people in the room that clothes are getting ready to fly, and to close all doors and to look away if you don't want to see "the goods."

Hey guys I gotta get ready for practice... sad grandpa.

Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.

by Blackhawk's fan March 15, 2010

Grandpa's Elbow

referring to the fact that old geezers elbows look like the ball sack. also known as saggy old man syndrome.

"she sucked on my grandpa's elbow!"
"i got more hair on my grandpa's elbow than you got on your head baldy!"
"suck on this grandpa's elbow you son of a bitch!"

by Angz September 23, 2007

Sexual Grandpa

An older man who is perverted and loves having sex.

Phillip who lives down the road watches the kids play alot. I think he's a sexual grandpa.

by Ervo September 19, 2007

Grandpa Sauce

Any secretion(s) that disperse from a man 60+ whether it be fecal matter, sweat, wax, cream, urine. That's Grandpa sauce.

"Mommy.. there's something coming out of grandpa.."
"It's alright hun, it's just Grandpa Sauce"

by jennitals September 8, 2003

Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

by I lost my boot June 19, 2018

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

Grandpa woo

This man is our super idol
He has a shiny bald head.
He will use his 1-meter ruler to beat you if you disrespect him

*angry grandpa woo noise*

by Wuehejdn November 28, 2022