Drown the Goose

The act of urinating in a rusty bucket over the course of two years for the purpose of dumping over your partner's face during sex once at the moment of climax.

Bro 1: yo broski, last night was so tubular!
Bro 2: yo what happened broseph? Did you drown the goose on that chick you were talking about in the group chat last night?
Bro 1: Hells yeah! Sheila was so pissed! Lolz!
Bro 2: Aw shucks not again

by Goosedrowner82 June 14, 2016

The Goose

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.

The Goose is everything.

by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019

The Goosening

The Armageddon of the Geese. Do not try to resist. All hail the Honk.

The Goosening is here.

by All hail the honk October 18, 2022

The Gooser

When someone steals your girlfriend and while they’re having sex he steals her dildo and puts it in his butt.

Bro, james is such a scumbag. He stole Samantha right out from under me and gave her the gooser

by Mattpaw716 April 24, 2023

stuff the goose

To drink large amounts of water before going to bed in order to avoid a hangover.

I am going to stuff the goose so I don't feel so shitty tomorrow.

by Andrew Graham December 14, 2008

shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011