A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

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fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

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fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

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Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.

" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !

by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

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The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!

All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!

by Franz2 September 3, 2011