Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".

Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.

by John Wilmer December 19, 2007

Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

Cleaning The Fish

Cleaning the fish is the act of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals, usually to bring to orgasm or as foreplay.

Jeff went over to Angela's place to clean the fish. Cleaning the fish is best when the vagina is shaved.

by HugeBonerInMyPants April 21, 2008

Cleaning the Nasty Zebra

When you have sex in the shower with a girl on her hands and knees with her butt up and her ear on the floor and she gets an ear infection the next week.

Matt:Did you hear Randy was "Cleaning the Nasty Zebra" with Taylor!?

Dylan: ha what! omg thats great!

by Muhamed Mclovin May 26, 2011

Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004

clean the fuck up

wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing

woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face

tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(

by tommy!!! May 30, 2007

cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.

Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"

by scoobydrew February 26, 2008