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Junior: It's nice.
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Get the a passion of the Christ mug.good movie. im not gonna say it made me a jesus freak afterwards, or that it was horrible because christians are stupid...because there not, they just believe different things. im actually glad someone decided to make a movie showing what actually happened, since the bible didnt really go into enough detail to show what it was actually like. oh, and for the guy who wrote the 9th definition...jesus is real...hes in history boks, and hes accounted for in every religion...even athiests believe he was real...are you like...stupid? anyways, the point is it was the depiction of a man who was tortured for what he believed, and while i dont agree with the religion, i thought the movie, wile gory, was beautiful.
athiest (the stupid kind, not the nice ones): "that movie was horrible because im one of those prick athiests that think that im smart because i dont believe in anything, when actually i do believe that there is no god...thus meaning that when i say your an idiot for believing in something...im an idiot too"
super christian (southern babtist usually): "the passion of the christ was amazing!!!!! everyone who isnt instantly converted to my religion from whatching it is a satanist and will burrrrrnnnnn!"
sensable person: "nice movie...it didnt really move me twards this or that, and didnt draw me away..but nice movie
super christian (southern babtist usually): "the passion of the christ was amazing!!!!! everyone who isnt instantly converted to my religion from whatching it is a satanist and will burrrrrnnnnn!"
sensable person: "nice movie...it didnt really move me twards this or that, and didnt draw me away..but nice movie
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Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
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Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.
"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"
"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"
"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"
"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"
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Get the the christmas special mug.These are a group of Christian "Nazi's" who seem to ignore the blatant occult symbols the Third Reich used. They also believe that jesus was an Aryan. This is based on British Israelism, which is the same program that's causing muslims to invade England and it's also the foundation of the claims that jesus was a "Pharaoh."
The Christian Identity surfaced back when Hitler was in power, but Hitler rejected the idea stating, "You cannot make an Aryan of Jesus, that's nonsense."1
The xian identity folk also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus preached Communism (Matthew 19:21), was against looking up your own genealogy (1 Timothy 1:4), the fact that Jesus says that having pride is a sin (Job 40:12). Yet these people march around going "White Pride!"
These people also contribute the verses where Jesus is talking down to the Pharisees to Jesus talking down to the entire jewish race, which makes no sense when you look at the life Jesus lived; Jesus was even praised for what he says in Jewish synagogues (Luke 4:15).
Now, the Christian identity believe that the Jews were not Israelites mentioned in the bible, but the bible debunks that myth when Jesus is called "Rabbi" and "the king of Israel" in John 1:49, associating the two shows that the Israelites mentioned in the bible were jewish.
1 Hitler Speaks: A Series of Political Conversations With Adolf Hitler on His Real Aims By Hermann Rauschning, 1st edition, 1939
The Christian Identity surfaced back when Hitler was in power, but Hitler rejected the idea stating, "You cannot make an Aryan of Jesus, that's nonsense."1
The xian identity folk also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus preached Communism (Matthew 19:21), was against looking up your own genealogy (1 Timothy 1:4), the fact that Jesus says that having pride is a sin (Job 40:12). Yet these people march around going "White Pride!"
These people also contribute the verses where Jesus is talking down to the Pharisees to Jesus talking down to the entire jewish race, which makes no sense when you look at the life Jesus lived; Jesus was even praised for what he says in Jewish synagogues (Luke 4:15).
Now, the Christian identity believe that the Jews were not Israelites mentioned in the bible, but the bible debunks that myth when Jesus is called "Rabbi" and "the king of Israel" in John 1:49, associating the two shows that the Israelites mentioned in the bible were jewish.
1 Hitler Speaks: A Series of Political Conversations With Adolf Hitler on His Real Aims By Hermann Rauschning, 1st edition, 1939
I don't know which is more deluded the people who believe in "Pharaoh Jesus" or "The Christian Identity."
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