Check the Left 

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

Check the Left by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017

check the back 

When an attractive girl walks past and you and you take a sly look at her ass

“Oi check the back 9 o’clock dave”

check the back by Gurner king June 16, 2018

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

check the kegs by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

Check the penthouse

When you might be putting in more effort than needed, because the person you want might already feel the same way.

Translation: stop overthinking-she might already be interested.

Bro, you're blowing up her phone tryna make plans.
Check the penthouse-she might already be at the table.

Check the penthouse by TJ_M May 11, 2026

Check out the garden 

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

Check out the garden by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Check Between the Couch 

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

Check Between the Couch by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022

The military vibe check 

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

The military vibe check by Bofasmith October 19, 2019