Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

Walmart Board

A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap

Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."

by GS261 April 3, 2009

get on board

To agree with a course of action or opinion

"It's a new approach and we want everyone to get on board and make it happen."

by lips lisp January 5, 2016

Ironing Board

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It

Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"

by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013

love board

A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone

Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.

by hh&b April 15, 2011

bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

by Gary Olson January 25, 2009