Back yoni

Asshole, bussy, thumb button

That back yoni is a bonus.

by Old saint nip October 21, 2022

Yoni

a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him

*yoni walks in the room*

Ella: what’s that fishy smell?
Yoni: do I really smell like fish

by Fartface21 January 3, 2019

Yoni

Yoni was born by the God of Vegetation, Javid. Yoni translates from Hebrew to The Man. He doesn’t have the highest IQ but makes it up with his massive under tool.

How’s the Mayor of Great Neck?

Yoni? He’s good, he’s busy eating cereal and making tik toks.

by Jason’s Uncle December 3, 2022

yoni wand

A tool designed to Yoni help women experience enhanced sexual pleasure, increased vaginal lubrication and arousal, for a more intense orgasm.

She prefers her yoni wand to a real person.

by Greatrush May 7, 2025

Yoni Zamboni

Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni

Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?

by osmium quarkmatter January 5, 2020

Yoni

A guy who quite literally is probably the funniest guy you'll ever meet. When asked about what his spirit animal is, he'll always reply with bunny. He can get any girl he wants but doesn't because he is just too cool for them. Don't let him get mad or else you'll be 6 feet into the ground.

"Omg, why is Yoni such a funny bunny!"

by #1_FAN February 10, 2024

Yonis

A way of showing how amazing someone is. It means funny, great and outstanding.

“Wow, he is really yonis”

by Wag1myyg December 13, 2019