Wood

A god damn tree

Person 1: Look it is wood
Person 2: Well of course it is

by The Lorax October 7, 2018

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Woods

A dork; an idiot; someone obviously lacking in style and/or intelligence.

Dude, you're such a Woods.

by August West January 28, 2005

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an Abbreviation for the cigar 'backwood' used to smoke weed with

Yo dog i got sum weed lets get a wood

by chinaboi November 9, 2008

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The Woods!

A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.

"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"

"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

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Woods

(v) To uppercut a person or object in such a manner as professional golfer, Tiger Woods. Usually followed a second, smaller, fist pump.
Compare to Zidane

"Dude, did you see that fight last night?"
"Yeah, I thought Gage was doing good until Nicks gave him a nice Woods right in the jaw"
"Did he fist pump afterwards?"
"You best believe it!"

by CFM DaBeast April 15, 2009

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