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Down With Webster

Down With Webster is a band that hails from Toronto. The group has been praised by super producer Timbaland as being innovative and up and comers in the music scene of 2010. Their music is a unique blend of rap, pop and rock and the band is favored by Kiss's Gene Simmons.

Down With Webster is notorious in the Durham Region (half hour east of Toronto) for their platinum membership at The Palace, a Gentleman's Club in Pickering, Ontario where they allegedly spent 90% of their record advance money from their Universal Motown record deal. Their platinum membership affords the band a year round reservation for premium seats on perv row.
Stripper A: "I wanna work at The Palace in Pickering so bad."
Stripper B: "Why's that?"
Stripper A: "Because Down With Webster are regulars at The Palace, and they make great music and are excellent tippers."
by Chapstick99 February 28, 2010
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Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009
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Webster's Dictionary

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.
by Luddz May 27, 2015
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sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster
Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster
by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007
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Dale Webster

A skeleton disguised as a human, who has a weird attraction to female feet.
Damn son! You’re a dale webster! I can tell by looking at you!
by Skull Troopa September 24, 2023
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dirty webster

The act of eating out a chick and blowing a vape cloud into her until it comes out of her asshole.
Sally's friends were amazed when she came out of the bedroom with a smoking asshole and when asked she said he gave me a dirty Webster.
by strawberrymilker October 12, 2016
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LILY WEBSTER

MEANS DEVIL CHILD. A PERSON WHOSE ABSOLUTELY EVIL BITCH
SARAH: i hope she falls down a well
Emma:your such a lily webster
by Lily webster December 10, 2016
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