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(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
by Ali August 29, 2004
mugGet the (K) Nob Shinermug.

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.
by Dale Reinhardt June 12, 2007
mugGet the San Francisco Shinermug.

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.
"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"
by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007
mugGet the San Francisco Shinermug.

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.
"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
mugGet the Irish Shinermug.

Shoe shiner

He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
by BeStill December 4, 2019
mugGet the Shoe shinermug.

missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis
by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020
mugGet the missile shinermug.

Red Shiner

The Red Shiner (Cyprinella lutrensis) is a North American species of freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae. They are deep-bodied and laterally compressed, and can grow to about three inches in length. For most of the year, both males and females have silver sides and whitish abdomens. Males in breeding coloration, though, have iridescent pink-purple-blue sides and a red crown and fins, except the dorsal fin which remains dark.

Red shiners can live up to three years. They are omnivorous; they eat both aquatic and terrestrial invertebrates, as well as algae. Red shiners have also been known to eat the eggs and larvae of native fish found in locations where they have been introduced.
Red Shiner is the short version of Cyprinella Lutrensis.
by YoungDaggerDickThatsMyHandle February 5, 2017
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