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Greek Roulette

Greek Roulette is a sport in which two or more men compete in masturbating and reaching orgasm before their opponents. When orgasm is reached, the player must then hit their opponents with their fluids. A miss results in a loss. Orgasm cannot be reached before 1 minute, unless you're playing a speed round, in which case, the faster the better.
1 minute Steve just got off all over his opponents face and won the match of Greek Roulette!
by 1 Minute Steve, Champion December 7, 2010
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Russian Roulette

A dangerous and deadly game in which a revolver or six shooter has one ( or more) bullets put into the chamber. The chamber is then spun around and snapped into position, leaving no idea as to the bullet's exact position. Two or more men then take turns putting the gun to their head and pulling the trigger, hoping it falls on an empty chamber. Others will commonly bet on this sort of game. Russian roulette may also appear in the form of a similar game in which many glasses full of some substance are placed down. All but one are filled with water or alcohol or something, the last containing deadly poison. Men take turns choosing and picking glasses to drink until one dies. (I think this is also called russian roulette)
Damn yo, that scene with russian roulette in The Deer Hunter was intense!11
by Noobert January 23, 2003
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isis roulette

Russian roulette, but with a faulty RPG, and who ever is sitting either side of the victim is blown to bits too
The most deadly type of roulette is isis roulette
by Netscape4.0 May 14, 2016
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Bostonian Roulette

The act of entering a rotary intersection, gambling that you will...

A. get out at the correct exit

B. get out within the first revolution.

C. be able to get out at all

D. get out alive

Variation on 'Russian Roulette', only losing usually doesn't kill you, but often makes you wish you were dead.

So named for the proponderance of such traffic circles in Eastern Mass. and the notorious driving habits of Bostonians
My commute forces me to play Bostonian Roulette every day.
by 04841-Maineiac July 16, 2009
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Vatican Roulette

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.
Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.
by DrCyclops November 19, 2007
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Montezuma's roulette

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.
Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.
by brownmenace December 18, 2011
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Temple Roulette

A risky game played when you gamble your personal well being and health by drinking an unknown liquid found in a strangers bowl or cup. Similar to Russian Roulette and Mexican Roulette but with prolonged consequences that can slowly result in death if you become subject to an orally transmitted disease. This slow death happens through oral transmission of microbes via saliva. The swallowing or slurpy slurp action of the tongue wipes the microbes against the back of the throat, allowing the microbe to enter the body. The most common liquid to play with is tweeker milk found in an old cereal bowl at a drug house.
Eg. Did you see Dave play Temple Roulette with that magical white hobo elixir? He even stuck his finger in it first to make sure it was cold.
by Y0URMom September 12, 2018
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