Porn

Okay then mate. I know your trying to search this shit up but it’s time for you to stop being a pervert and do some real work in life.

Alvin: Hey Adam!
Adam: Hey Alvin my bro what’s good?
Alvin: Did you see Lana Rhoads new porn movie?
Adam: No what did she do?
Alvin: She sucked some big dick and all of the sudden she grew her tits even more!
Adam: Do you seriously have to tell me this? I’m being sarcastic and I don’t want to hear this shit at all my guy! You are 32 years old and yet you didn’t get a job and never got married and still watching this shit?! Grow up fam!
Alvin: Well then, that was harsh. Sorry man.
Adam: it’s okay.
Alvin: But actually tho her tits are good!
Adam: ... I need to go find a therapist.

by Wael blox August 24, 2020

Porn

A naked picture or video usually having intercourse people who watch porn are usually alone

Person:u know dave watches porn
You: what no way

by Pringle man December 25, 2020

porn

(noun) the reason you have no life.

"Eric hasn't left his house in 4 days.. He's been watching porn nonstop."
"Dude, somebody needs to get out more!"

by bootyshorts51 February 7, 2010

porn

Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..

"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-!"

by Kermit the Frog April 24, 2003

Porn

A sexual video/picture made to get you sexual and horny

Let's watch porn together, since they're asleep.

by Leo is Sexy January 19, 2018

Porn

Erotic pictures, videos, literature, etc. It is the greatest thing on God's earth givin to man. Some people try to say they never watch it or only lonley guys without girlfriends watch it but they are all lying. Every normal man, straight or gay, watches it at least once in a while. No one is to busy fucking all the time to watch porn. There is those who watch an excessive amount though and they often are strange creeps prone to child molestatin.

I like to watch all types of porn.

by hasafienda January 8, 2005

Porn

Two words: Videotaped prostitution.

Can't get a hooker because it's illegal? That's ok. If you videotape it, it's legal! That's porn for ya.

by Some random computer user April 21, 2013