Pork Pod

An mp3 player used by fat ugly security guards who think they're cool.
Look at that fat old twat with an iPod.

You're talking stupid. That fat twat is Pork Scotch.

Ah! So its a Pork Pod!
by Benny Twadge August 16, 2009
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Couch-pod

The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.

Can be used as a verb: couch-podding
Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.
by AJB2012 September 13, 2010
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Tide pods

A yummy snack to eat while you dab on them haters!
Kid: i eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon.
by Skeetskeet17 January 17, 2018
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tide pod

A well-known snack made by the meme lord and is still eaten today. Most people eat tide pods as a snack or for dessert. If you do prefer a healthier snack, then has some Clorox tide pods. There a healthy alternative.
Guy 1: Hey man want some tide pods.
Guy 2: Na man I need something healthier.
Guy 1: I got some Clorox.
Guy 2: I want some of that.
by The binduet January 17, 2018
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porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.
Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.
by Bmw 540i March 01, 2006
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fiend pod

when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine
Can I hit your juul?”

Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”
by lil’tweak February 13, 2019
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Peace Pod

A holy triumphant composed of the finest specimen of vodka-chugging, cigar-smoking, pokemon-catching, tiger-stealing hombres that are the epitome of the word "classic."
"It smells like cigar and vodka in here, and the tiger is missing."
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"
by NoTongue March 01, 2010
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